When Kentucky Moms venture forth from their native abode to the Beehive State and take residence in an unkempt house they typically make use of a maid service Salt Lake City to return the house to its proper state of affairs. For no Kentucky Mom worth her salt would lower herself to stay in a house that has not been properly set to rights. Such is the way with Kentucky Moms as any loyal reader of this blog would doubtless already be well aware. Indeed, Kentucky Moms the world over are known for their desire for a clean an orderly house.
Kentucky Moms Make Use of a Cleaning Service Salt Lake City
Once they are well ensconced in their new residence it might make sense that instead of calling themselves Kentucky Moms that they rename themselves to be Utah Moms. But this strategy would be a mistake. For a Kentucky Mom (once designated as such both on paper and in the heart) can never be anything else. It is for this reason that they shall continue to remain a Kentucky Mom until they draw their last Kentucky breath between their slightly parted Kentucky lips to never draw a breath again.
But I am afraid we are getting ahead of ourselves. The Kentucky Moms in question have many quality years ahead of them to make their way in and around Salt Lake City, Park City, Deer Valley or wherever else they wish to sojourn in the marvelous state of Utah. Moreover, they will always have a clean and orderly house to return to because they make proper use of maid services and cleaning services that are native to the state of Utah. More specifically, they make proper use of maid services and cleaning services native to the municipality of Salt Lake City.
We have received scattered reports of Kentucky Moms riding affordable golf carts Florida in Port Charlotte and elsewhere. The simple truth of the matter is that Kentucky Moms travel outside the state of Kentucky and engage in all manner of activities. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that these reports have bubbled to the surface and reached the Kentucky Moms Blog editorial department. As such, it should also come as no surprise that this is the subject of this particular blog post. The fact that these reports have been generated in Port Charlotte, however, should in no way apply that Port Charlotte is the only location outside of the state of Kentucky where Kentucky Moms may find themselves traveling.
A KENTUCKY MOM IN A GOLF CART FLORIDA IN PORT CHARLOTTE
The connection between Kentucky Moms, Florida and golf carts probably requires further explanation. It is certainly conceivable that a Kentucky Mom could be sighted in any other state in the union. It is also conceivable that a Kentucky Mom could be sighted engaged in an activity other than driving a golf cart (affordable or otherwise) within this state that is not Florida. So why then (asks you gentle reader) are we focusing in on this particular state and this particular activity?
This is a good question but not one that is likely to be answered before the end of this paragraph. You see (gentle reader) this blog post was not created with the intention of answering that question. Rather, this blog post was written with the intention of getting you the reader to answer the question in your own mind and on your own terms. The Kentucky Moms Blog came into being to promote the premise that Kentucky Moms can think and act on their own. That is why this particular blog post was written.
The results of our annual pump poll are in and it is now confirmed that most Kentucky Moms love the drum pump in all its forms and manifestations. They love this particular piece of equipment for the fact that it can easily and with very little mess extract the liquid contents from a industrial drum for use outside the drum. That is pretty much the main reason as to why Kentucky Moms love this particular piece of equipment but it should be noted that as far as reasons go it is a pretty powerful and convincing reason to rely upon.
KENTUCKY MOMS LOVE THE DRUM PUMP
This love that comes from Kentucky Moms is not just a preference but it is in fact a will of Kentucky Moms for the good of this particular piece of equipment. This sentiment might seem a bit strange to some our our loyal readers. To other readers it might not seem so strange at all. Whether or not this sentiment seems strange to any one reader probably depends upon a great number of complicated factors. And an assessment of these factors is really beyond the scope of this particular blog post. However, certain observations concerning these factors can be made.
First of all, the love of Kentucky Moms for this particular piece of equipment might seem strange because love in the form of willing the good of another is generally extended towards living beings and no inanimate objects. This is true even if the inanimate object performs a particularly useful function. When one wishes the good of an inanimate object it is unclear just what type of good we are referring to. For example, does this mean that the person wishes that the object lasts a long time without decay? One might reasonably inquire as to whether the inanimate object appreciates this love on any level.
Kentucky Moms all across the Blue Grass state are celebrating the glory of the tote pump in everything they do. This is because this particular piece of equipment is so very versatile and usable for a whole host of activities. A comprehensive listing of this host of activities is well beyond the scope of a blog post of this sort and variety. However, we can provide a smattering of these activities in order to give our loyal readers a taste of these activities. And with this knowledge they can go on to do their own research and in this way they will be able to better understand and appreciate this subject on a much deeper level.
A BLUE GRASS TOTE PUMP FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS
The secret to this blog post is that the Blue Grass state is very familiar with this specific piece of equipment. And the reason that the Blue Grass state enjoys this familiarity is because of the special connection the piece of equipment has with the very unique history of the state. Now, a complete recitation of this historical connection is well beyond the scope of this blog post. However, we can provide a smattering of these activities in order to provide for our loyal readers a better understanding of what it is we are endeavoring to explain here.
It is no simple task to endeavor to explain any specific subject to a person who is not in a position to understand it. This is a true statement because a person who does not make themselves ready to learn something will not absorb the information given to them. In other words a person can not be taught something against their will. Put another way still, one can lead a horse to water but one cannot make it drink even if the horse races in Kentucky!
It might seem strange to write a Kentucky Moms blog post about Kentucky Moms riding in a Park City taxi in the state of Utah. The simple truth of the matter is that Kentucky Moms need to leave Kentucky every now and then. The Blue Grass state is a beautiful place but there is a whole world out there that its mothers must explore and see for themselves. What other place should they visit than Park City, Utah? The simple answer to the question is none other place. Park City, Utah (in other words) is exactly the place they should visit.
GET FROM POINT A TO POINT B IN A PARK CITY TAXI
So there we have it. Kentucky Moms need to leave Kentucky every once in a while. And the place where we suggest they visit is Park City, Utah. And once they arrive in Park City they will need to get around and that is why we suggest they employ the services of a taxi service that happens to be located in that very city. The question that logically follows from this is what then should these Kentucky mothers now do given they have found themselves out of their elements like fish out of water?
The simple answer to this question is that they should do whatever it is that they want to do. In Park City this is easy because there are so many great options to take advantage of. If the Kentucky Moms are outdoors enthusiasts they can go hiking through the mountains and forests of the Park City area. In the winter, they can go skiing at the numerous world class ski resorts that are in and around the Park City region. In the summer time, the Kentucky Moms can swing their golf clubs at the world class golf courses.
As a mom / owner of Kentucky real estate I very much appreciate the ability to store a drum pump in my garage. Owning a home allows a person to store all manner of possessions within the four walls of the structure. But the possession I would like to focus on in this blog post is the possession articulated in the title of this blog post. Now there are many reasons why storing a drum pump is a particularly good possession to store in a garage and describing why this is the case will be the primary purpose of the two paragraphs to follow.
THERE’S A DRUM PUMP IN MY GARAGE BY GOLLY!
The many millions of moms / owners of real estate in Kentucky who happen to love it as we do know full well why storing a drum pump in their garage is one of the best reasons to own a home in Kentucky (and love doing so in the process). For the benefit of those who own real estate in other states or who live in Kentucky but do not own the property on which they happen to live I shall endeavor to explain the benefits involved in this particular activity.
Now let us get to the meat and potatoes of this blog post. I shall not beat around the bush about this but rather get right into the substance as to why storing a drum pump within the garage of the real estate located in Kentucky that you happen to love. There is only a half of a paragraph left in which to impart this information so I imagine I better get to it soon otherwise there will not remain enough words to fully give this topic the attention it most definitely deserves. I owe this to all the loyal readers of this blog.
Recently a group of Kentucky Moms took a field trip to Utah where they used a shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City in order to see the sights. This shuttle allowed them to relax as they made the transit from one Utah city to the other. No Kentucky Mom had to look at a map or ask for directions. No Kentucky Mom had to fiddle with the G. P. S. system and hope that it did not take them on a wild bantha chase. No all they had to do was sit back in the comfortable seat and look out the windows at the haunting Utah landscape as it passed them by.
KENTUCKY MOMS RELAX IN A
SHUTTLE FROM SALT LAKE CITY TO PARK CITY
Now one might reasonably wonder why this event rises to the level of importance where it merits its own blog post. First of all, it is not all that often that Kentucky Moms get a chance to get away from their kids. As the readers of this blog know, raising a family is more than a full time job. And it is necessary work because Kentucky children are logically the future of the Blue Grass State.
Indeed nothing can be more important than making sure that the next generation of Kentucky children grow up to be law abiding and productive citizens. This is all the more reason why Kentucky Moms deserve a break to recharge their batteries (so to speak). In this way, after they have taken a trip to Utah and allowed the Kentucky Dads or Kentucky Baby Sitters to watch their kids for a spell they will then return to Kentucky in a better state of mind. Then they will be able to perform their role as Kentucky Moms all the more effectively.
The newest craze among Kentucky Moms is using a drum pump as a means of working from home. I realize this might sound a little strange but please hear me out. Working from home can be a liberating experience for moms across the Blue Grass State. When you work from home you no longer have to get dressed up in the morning. You no longer have a power hungry supervisor looking over your shoulder to catch you surfing the web. You no longer have to deal with annoying co-workers coughing every three minutes and gossiping about you in the break room when they think you cannot hear them.
WORK FROM HOME WITH A DRUM PUMP
Many people who work from home are in sales. Now, sales people can sell all manner of products including drum pumps. The business model is simple. First you store a bunch of drum pumps in your garage, basement and / or attic. Next, you set up a website where people can order a drum pump from you. Then you sit in front of your computer refreshing the screen every two minutes until you receive an order. When an order finally appears on your screen you pack up the drum pump in a box and ship it out to the customer.
Once you complete the shipment you return to your computer screen and refresh again every two minutes until another order comes in. When another order comes in you repeat the process. Do this every day from 9:00 am until 5:00 pm. Feel free to take an hour off for lunch in the middle of the day. You can also take a fifteen minute coffee break every three hours or so. This is the perfect business model for a Kentucky mom working from home. Imagine all the happy customers on the other end frolicking with their shiny new drum pumps!