Raise Your Glass of Water Damage Ogden

People throughout history have reenacted the ritual of raising their glass of water damage Ogden in celebration. If a glass is raised in true celebration then it will more likely contain some form of alcohol. However, if the celebration cup happens to contain water then it is highly likely that some form of damage has preceded the raising of said cup. In other words the person who is celebrating is celebrating with water instead of alcohol because he or she has been previously damaged (health-wise) from alcohol at some point in the past. This theory would make perfect sense except for the fact that this article (according to its title) is about water damage and not alcohol damage.

WATER DAMAGE OGDEN OR ALCOHOL DAMAGE OGDEN?

So what do we mean when we talk about water damage as opposed to alcohol damage in this context? The reason we use the term water damage instead of the term alcohol damage is because in Ogden the word for alcohol happens to be water. But if this is the case then why not just come out and say that in the beginning rather than go through this rigmarole about water damage and alcohol damage and the switching of these words in this unidentified location called Ogden.

In the final analysis it really does not matter whether we speak of water damage or alcohol damage. The simple fact is that damage is damage regardless of what specific liquid was the supposed source of the damage. If we are to accept Stephen Hawking’s proposition that time and therefore the “laws” of cause and effect are a mental conception then we must also accept that the alcohol could cause the damage which would then lead to the consumption of water in celebration or vice versa. This dynamic is certainly at play in Ogden but it is also at play in all other locations including Kentucky.

The Kentucky Mom / Water Damage Utah Link

There is a link that exists between Kentucky Moms and water damage Utah. This may seem unlikely considering that the state of Kentucky is located 1,650 miles to the east of the state of Utah. But this link exists never the less and it is a link that requires some in depth discussion. The discussion is necessary because this link is more important than many people (the readers of the Kentucky Moms Blog not withstanding) might be willing to accept. Of course this introduction sounds a little cryptic but understand that every single word has been precisely chosen in order to effectively convey this most vital of information.

Kentucky Moms Know Water Damage Utah!

A proper understanding of this esoteric subject begins with a reminder that Kentucky is home to the famous horse race known as the Kentucky Derby. Many people are aware that the women who attend the Kentucky Derby (many of whom happen to be Kentucky Moms themselves) wear elaborate hats and sip on the cocktail known as the Mint Juleps. Now, the distance around the track at the Kentucky Derby is 1 14 miles or 10 furlongs. Now, if one were to multiply the distance between Kentucky and Utah which is 1,650 miles by 1.25 which is the number of miles around the Kentucky Derby track the product would be 2,062.5 miles.

The number 2,062.5 is significant because interestingly enough this just so happens to be the exact number of houses damaged by water in Utah every year. This, my loyal readers, is the link that exists between Kentucky and water damage Utah. Now the fact that Kentucky Moms are in attendance at the Kentucky Derby adorned in their elaborate hats brings this link around full circle. It is interesting to note that many of us go about our lives fully unaware of the many numerical links that bind us all together.