I Just Want to Bang on My Drum Heater All Day!

“Bang The Drum Heater All Day”

Lyrics based on the Song “Bang on the Drum All Day” by Todd Rundgren

I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum heater all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the heater of a drum all dayEver since I was a tiny boy
I don’t want no candy
I don’t need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can and attached a heating element to its exterior
I bang on that thing til I got
Blisters on my hand because

I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the heater of a drum all day
Yes, I do
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the heater of a drum all day
That’s right

When I get older they think I’m a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me attaching a heating element to my desk and then proceeding to pound on the desk as if it were a drum with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that’s why

I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the heater of a drum all day
Hey, why not?
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum with a heater all day

I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum avec heater all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum that has been heated all day
Listen to this

Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum with a heating element attached to it like it was the boss’s head
Because…