Kentucky Moms Working From Home With a Drum Pump

The newest craze among Kentucky Moms is using a drum pump as a means of working from home. I realize this might sound a little strange but please hear me out. Working from home can be a liberating experience for moms across the Blue Grass State. When you work from home you no longer have to get dressed up in the morning. You no longer have a power hungry supervisor looking over your shoulder to catch you surfing the web. You no longer have to deal with annoying co-workers coughing every three minutes and gossiping about you in the break room when they think you cannot hear them.


Many people who work from home are in sales. Now, sales people can sell all manner of products including drum pumps. The business model is simple. First you store a bunch of drum pumps in your garage, basement and / or attic. Next, you set up a website where people can order a drum pump from you. Then you sit in front of your computer refreshing the screen every two minutes until you receive an order. When an order finally appears on your screen you pack up the drum pump in a box and ship it out to the customer.

Once you complete the shipment you return to your computer screen and refresh again every two minutes until another order comes in. When another order comes in you repeat the process. Do this every day from 9:00 am until 5:00 pm. Feel free to take an hour off for lunch in the middle of the day. You can also take a fifteen minute coffee break every three hours or so. This is the perfect business model for a Kentucky mom working from home. Imagine all the happy customers on the other end frolicking with their shiny new drum pumps!