The results of our annual pump poll are in and it is now confirmed that most Kentucky Moms love the drum pump in all its forms and manifestations. They love this particular piece of equipment for the fact that it can easily and with very little mess extract the liquid contents from a industrial drum for use outside the drum. That is pretty much the main reason as to why Kentucky Moms love this particular piece of equipment but it should be noted that as far as reasons go it is a pretty powerful and convincing reason to rely upon.
KENTUCKY MOMS LOVE THE DRUM PUMP
This love that comes from Kentucky Moms is not just a preference but it is in fact a will of Kentucky Moms for the good of this particular piece of equipment. This sentiment might seem a bit strange to some our our loyal readers. To other readers it might not seem so strange at all. Whether or not this sentiment seems strange to any one reader probably depends upon a great number of complicated factors. And an assessment of these factors is really beyond the scope of this particular blog post. However, certain observations concerning these factors can be made.
First of all, the love of Kentucky Moms for this particular piece of equipment might seem strange because love in the form of willing the good of another is generally extended towards living beings and no inanimate objects. This is true even if the inanimate object performs a particularly useful function. When one wishes the good of an inanimate object it is unclear just what type of good we are referring to. For example, does this mean that the person wishes that the object lasts a long time without decay? One might reasonably inquire as to whether the inanimate object appreciates this love on any level.
Kentucky Moms all across the Blue Grass state are celebrating the glory of the tote pump in everything they do. This is because this particular piece of equipment is so very versatile and usable for a whole host of activities. A comprehensive listing of this host of activities is well beyond the scope of a blog post of this sort and variety. However, we can provide a smattering of these activities in order to give our loyal readers a taste of these activities. And with this knowledge they can go on to do their own research and in this way they will be able to better understand and appreciate this subject on a much deeper level.
A BLUE GRASS TOTE PUMP FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS
The secret to this blog post is that the Blue Grass state is very familiar with this specific piece of equipment. And the reason that the Blue Grass state enjoys this familiarity is because of the special connection the piece of equipment has with the very unique history of the state. Now, a complete recitation of this historical connection is well beyond the scope of this blog post. However, we can provide a smattering of these activities in order to provide for our loyal readers a better understanding of what it is we are endeavoring to explain here.
It is no simple task to endeavor to explain any specific subject to a person who is not in a position to understand it. This is a true statement because a person who does not make themselves ready to learn something will not absorb the information given to them. In other words a person can not be taught something against their will. Put another way still, one can lead a horse to water but one cannot make it drink even if the horse races in Kentucky!
Recently a group of Kentucky Moms took a field trip to Utah where they used a shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City in order to see the sights. This shuttle allowed them to relax as they made the transit from one Utah city to the other. No Kentucky Mom had to look at a map or ask for directions. No Kentucky Mom had to fiddle with the G. P. S. system and hope that it did not take them on a wild bantha chase. No all they had to do was sit back in the comfortable seat and look out the windows at the haunting Utah landscape as it passed them by.
KENTUCKY MOMS RELAX IN A
SHUTTLE FROM SALT LAKE CITY TO PARK CITY
Now one might reasonably wonder why this event rises to the level of importance where it merits its own blog post. First of all, it is not all that often that Kentucky Moms get a chance to get away from their kids. As the readers of this blog know, raising a family is more than a full time job. And it is necessary work because Kentucky children are logically the future of the Blue Grass State.
Indeed nothing can be more important than making sure that the next generation of Kentucky children grow up to be law abiding and productive citizens. This is all the more reason why Kentucky Moms deserve a break to recharge their batteries (so to speak). In this way, after they have taken a trip to Utah and allowed the Kentucky Dads or Kentucky Baby Sitters to watch their kids for a spell they will then return to Kentucky in a better state of mind. Then they will be able to perform their role as Kentucky Moms all the more effectively.
The newest craze among Kentucky Moms is using a drum pump as a means of working from home. I realize this might sound a little strange but please hear me out. Working from home can be a liberating experience for moms across the Blue Grass State. When you work from home you no longer have to get dressed up in the morning. You no longer have a power hungry supervisor looking over your shoulder to catch you surfing the web. You no longer have to deal with annoying co-workers coughing every three minutes and gossiping about you in the break room when they think you cannot hear them.
WORK FROM HOME WITH A DRUM PUMP
Many people who work from home are in sales. Now, sales people can sell all manner of products including drum pumps. The business model is simple. First you store a bunch of drum pumps in your garage, basement and / or attic. Next, you set up a website where people can order a drum pump from you. Then you sit in front of your computer refreshing the screen every two minutes until you receive an order. When an order finally appears on your screen you pack up the drum pump in a box and ship it out to the customer.
Once you complete the shipment you return to your computer screen and refresh again every two minutes until another order comes in. When another order comes in you repeat the process. Do this every day from 9:00 am until 5:00 pm. Feel free to take an hour off for lunch in the middle of the day. You can also take a fifteen minute coffee break every three hours or so. This is the perfect business model for a Kentucky mom working from home. Imagine all the happy customers on the other end frolicking with their shiny new drum pumps!
“Bang The Drum Heater All Day”
Lyrics based on the Song “Bang on the Drum All Day” by Todd Rundgren
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum heater
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the heater of a drum all dayEver since I was a tiny boy
I don’t want no candy
I don’t need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can and attached a heating element to its exterior
I bang on that thing til I got
Blisters on my hand because
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the heater of a drum all day
Yes, I do
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the heater of a drum all day
When I get older they think I’m a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me attaching a heating element to my desk and then proceeding to pound on the desk as if it were a drum with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that’s why
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the heater of a drum all day
Hey, why not?
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum with a heater all day
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum avec heater all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum that has been heated all day
Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum with a heating element attached to it like it was the boss’s head
After a long day of working from home there is nothing like having an appointment with a massage therapist Salt Lake City to unwind and forget about your cares. You know that you deserve it. Working from home is not as easy as it might seem to someone who has never tried to do it themselves. First of all, there is no one looking over your shoulder to make sure that you get done what you are supposed to get done. For this reason if you work from home you have to be self motivated and motivating the self takes a lot of energy.
MOTIVATE YOURSELF TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A MASSAGE THERAPIST SALT LAKE CITY
It takes more energy to motivate yourself than it does to have another person motivate you because the energy behind the motivation comes from yourself. So in addition to the energy you need to employ to perform your job to the best of your ability you must also employ energy to motivate yourself. In a sense this requires double the energy. This is true because when you work from home there are many distractions that can derail your efforts to perform your job.
After your work from home day is done your energy will be depleted. Not only will you have spent the energy you would normally have spent to perform your job but you will also have spent the additional energy required to motivate yourself. It is at this point that you will need something to rejuvenate yourself. This is precisely the point when a massage therapist can step in to save the day. After you experience the healing touch of a professional massage therapist practicing their craft in Salt Lake City, Utah you will emerge (quite literally) a new man or woman.
People throughout history have reenacted the ritual of raising their glass of water damage Ogden in celebration. If a glass is raised in true celebration then it will more likely contain some form of alcohol. However, if the celebration cup happens to contain water then it is highly likely that some form of damage has preceded the raising of said cup. In other words the person who is celebrating is celebrating with water instead of alcohol because he or she has been previously damaged (health-wise) from alcohol at some point in the past. This theory would make perfect sense except for the fact that this article (according to its title) is about water damage and not alcohol damage.
WATER DAMAGE OGDEN OR ALCOHOL DAMAGE OGDEN?
So what do we mean when we talk about water damage as opposed to alcohol damage in this context? The reason we use the term water damage instead of the term alcohol damage is because in Ogden the word for alcohol happens to be water. But if this is the case then why not just come out and say that in the beginning rather than go through this rigmarole about water damage and alcohol damage and the switching of these words in this unidentified location called Ogden.
In the final analysis it really does not matter whether we speak of water damage or alcohol damage. The simple fact is that damage is damage regardless of what specific liquid was the supposed source of the damage. If we are to accept Stephen Hawking’s proposition that time and therefore the “laws” of cause and effect are a mental conception then we must also accept that the alcohol could cause the damage which would then lead to the consumption of water in celebration or vice versa. This dynamic is certainly at play in Ogden but it is also at play in all other locations including Kentucky.
Kentucky Moms intuitively know that the ultimate source of warmth emanating from a drum heater ultimately comes from the sun itself. Allow me to explain. All heat in the universe comes from the original big bang which happened around thirteen and a half billion years ago. This heat spread out in all directions as the universe expanded. Of course as the heat spread out the ambient temperature would feel cooler. But Kentucky Mothers know that the law of conservation of energy holds that matter and energy cannot neither be created nor destroyed but rather changes from different states. So, although the energy spread out the sum total remains the same.
THE CONCENTRATION OF HEAT IN A DRUM HEATER
Kentucky Moms may wonder where the heat goes when it has spread out and feels cool. Well the answer to this question is that the heat (or energy) remains within each atom. Accordingly, when we bring atoms together as in the sun and every star in the galaxy the heat is made manifest to our senses. As Kentucky Moms know well when enough atoms get together in a specific location they will produce a gravitational effect on the fabric of space and time. This gravitational effect will actually bend space and time. This curvature in turn has the effect of collecting more atoms in the curvature.
As Kentucky Moms can foretell, there is a run away freight train effect at play here. The more atoms collected in one place, the more space and time is curved. The more space and time is curved, the more atoms this pocket in space and time will collect. The result is more and more atoms being compressed together. This creates heat from the friction of the atoms bumping up against each other. Once the heat reaches 15 million degrees Celsius the hydrogen fuses into helium creating light and heat. This is a star and this is the source of the heat in the drum Kentucky Moms!
Bowing to the demands of our readership the Kentucky Moms Blog will issue forth its second blog post on the subject of the heat trace and its importance in the struggle to keep the contents of a drum or pipe at an appropriate temperature. However, before we get into the meat and potatoes of this blog post it is probably important to discuss why Kentucky Moms are interested in this particular piece of technology in the first place. To be honest, we here at the Kentucky Moms blog do not know the specific answer to this question, however, we can speculate that Kentucky Moms probably want more information about this technology because they have drums or pipes with liquid contents that need to be kept above a specific temperature.
KEEP THE CONTENTS OF A DRUM OR PIPE WARM WITH A HEAT TRACE
It goes without saying that the contents of an industrial drum or pipe need to be kept above a specific temperature in order to avoid freezing or spoilage. If the contents of a drum or pipe freeze or spoil it is likely that the contents will no longer be able to perform in the same manner in which they did before it froze or spoiled. For this reason the contents should be heated through the use of a trace.
Once the contents of a drum or pipe have been properly heated through the use of a trace a great many problems are likely to be solved or otherwise avoided. Kentucky Moms need the contents of their industrial drums and pipes to perform in the manner in which they were intended to be performed. That is why they would do well for themselves to keep the contents of their industrial drums and pipes heated through the use of a trace. In this way many of their problems can be avoided.
Hey Kentucky Moms, February is the month that you need to feel the heat trace for real! Now we all know that February is nature’s cruelest month. This is true even in those parts of Kentucky that experience mild winters. It is all relative and once one becomes accustomed to whatever particular environment in which they happen to find themselves living whatever the coldest month is will feel cold to them. Take it from me. I grew up in Connecticut and experienced cold winters all my life. I then moved to Kentucky and at first the winters did not seem cold at all. But after a few years my body adjusted to the local climate. Now the winters in Kentucky seem cold to me even though they pail in comparison to the winters of my youth.
February is Kentucky Mom Heat Trace Month!
Now that we have established that February is cold for everyone living in a particular region (in this case Kentucky) we can now move on the second point of this blog post. That second point referenced in the first sentence of this paragraph is that one of the ways a Kentucky Mom can feel the heat is through the use of the specific piece of technology that happens to be the keyword for this article. For ease of reference this keyword can be found in the title of the blog post, the first sentence of the blog post as well as in the heading between paragraph one and paragraph two of this blog post.
I do not want to specifically state the keyword because it has already appeared within this blog post with sufficient frequency to satisfy the search engine optimization requirements. As such you will just have to use your common sense and skills of logic to determine the exact words to which I refer.